Legendary poet John Ashbery scripted this absurdist step-by-step guide to bathing, excerpted from Guy Maddin's feature THE FORBIDDEN ROOM and restored to its original form as a stand-alone film.
How to Take a Bath is of 0 hour(s) and 3 minute(s). It is Produced By: . It was released on 2009-12-31. It has an average vote of 5.5 on TMDB.
Genres: Comedy
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